Thursday, August 19, 2010

My Gay Life, My Romania

Ah Romania, what a wonderful country to live in.
Freindly people  my fellow Romanians, very nice and easygoing. Also very gay-friendly.
They greet you with respect:
"fuckin' fag"
Romanians are also very good looking, especially the ones living in the capital city, Bucharest. They are all fit; indeed you have to be in a good shape to wait outside a fast food restaurant, for at least 10 min, to get a hamburger, and after that you need real energy to chew it up and through the plastic bag on the pavement.
If you are into smelling socks and things like that you will not get disappointed. All you have to do is to take the public transportation, I guarantee you will get a hard on.
All pet lovers should find my country a paradise on earth:. Take a look at the huge population of dogs living on the streets of Bucharest: they are everywhere, especially in front of government buildings.
Romania is also the only country on earth where plastic bottles decorate the lawns, rivers and forests. This is a skill we learned from our parents. Newer generations are into decorating the neighborhoods with even more objects such as syringes, condoms even whole graffiti Picasso would envy.
There is a lot more you will discover just by reading this blog.

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